I would not hesitate to call you my friend.
Today you waved in a most undignified manner as you sped past me on your bicycle.
There is something baffling in you.
Once I went to your dorm to borrow your clothing, and found it amusing and disconcerting that we wear the same size, in women's and men's.
I consider it quite likely that I weigh more than you do.
Sometimes I see you and cannot speak for minutes.
I wouldn't hesitate to call you a friend.